Arizona Woman Tries To Murder Her Husband With Poop
This 66 year old beauty is Rosemary Vogel. Recently, Rosemary's husband had to undergo surgery. Whilst recovering, she decided she'd seize the opportunity to take him out by injecting feces into his IV drip.
Fortunately for Mr. Vogel, she was caught prior to injecting her poo into the bag (a sentence I never anticipated typing). Oddly enough the plan was apparently solid. Had she been successful, the infection would have very likely killed him and may have been impossible to trace.
The weirdest thing about the story...she only got sentenced to one year in prison. In fact, she got sentenced to weekends in prison - for attempted murder. Perhaps she could use her weekend time to think of more clever ways to kill her husband since they're still together.