Pope Francis Approves Breast Feeding In Church (for infants)

Pope Francis has officially declared that there will be no need to exit mass to go to the lactation room.

Whilst baptizing 33 babies, he had this to say to the mothers:

"You mothers give your children milk, and even now, if they cry because they are hungry, breastfeed them. Don't worry."

This might not seem too "out there" for many modern folks, but for the Catholic church, it's pretty racy.